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Anal Trump - The First 100 Songs

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Release Date: December 7, 2018

Drain-The-Swamp Green Vinyl (screen-printed B-side)

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The true identities of Rob and Travis Trump remain shrouded in mystery. Whatever the origin of these mystery men, they found only one way to deal with the insanity happening in the political world: they became Anal Trump. Anal Trump come from a rich tradition of politically-motivated extreme music. Grindcore’s origins date back to Margaret Thatcher’s Britain, when a collective of teenage anarcho-punks decided to call themselves Napalm Death and throw thrash metal and hardcore punk in a blender set to “loudest” and “fastest.” The First 100 Songs pays tribute to classic Anal Cunt (AxCx) album titles like The 110 Song CD and 5643 Song EP. Rob feels their appeal lies in that gray area. “They took hate so far beyond everything that all meaning seemed to invert at some point and back again so often that it became impossible to take seriously.” Whatever the intent, they succeeded in horrifying parents everywhere. Anal Trump have one distinct advantage over Seth Putnam’s trailblazing act: whereas Putnam and his collaborators had to come up with their own sleazy subject matter, Rob and Travis have a ready-made supply of parent-offending quotes straight from the Oval Office. Produced, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Rob Trump, The First 100 Songs boasts a hundred songs in eleven minutes -- their entire recorded output to date. Rob and Travis Trump aren’t going to fill your ears with talk of universal healthcare or equal voting rights or any of that socialist stuff -- although they donated 100% of the proceeds from their EPs to non-profit organizations like the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. They just want to point out that the most powerful man in the world is a hate-mongering clown, using shrieks and micro-riffs as their chosen vehicle.

TRACKLISTING:

You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
PTSD Is Gay
Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
There's My African American!
Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
Mexican Judges Don't Count
Journalism Is Gay
I'd Date My Daughter
Grab Em By The Pussy
Take His Coat
Breast Feeding Is Gay
Ted Nugent Is Cool
Dave Mustaine Is Cool
Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl
Poll Watcher
Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
Changing Diapers Is Gay
Build That Wall
Alex Jones Is Smart
I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health
Stay In Your Pens
911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
Make America Great Again
Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
I Demand An Apology!
That Makes Me Smart!
Mammograms Are Gay
Nasty Woman
Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer
Flip Your Panties
The Fat Picture
If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?
Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize
The Trump Rule
Working Wives
Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust
The Old State Department Library
Christian Discount
Race Detector
Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
Let's See Some I.D.
If It's Alright With Putin
The ACLU Is Gay!
Nuclear Football Photo-Op
Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
Sick People Are Gay
For All My Friends!!!
Asking For It?
Victory Lap
Old People Are Gay
The Jobs You'll Get
It's My Hat Now!
Can You Believe It?
Riot Receipt
Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Jingle Pence
It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
The Bible Is My Favorite Book
Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax
Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
Where's My Parade?
Tic Tacs And Mistletoe
Carol Of The Pence
My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit
Normalize It!
I Only Like The Prequels
Where's My Apology?
What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
I Alone Can Fix It
The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing!
Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough
Melanie (A Love Song)
Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs
Faith Initiative
Biblically Qualified
A Soft Sensuality
Potty Law!
A Widow's Applause (Delicious)
Checks/Balances/Gay
It's Just Business
Can A Brother Get An RT?
The Hand Shake
See Sex Tape
Autocorrect Is Gay
Unpresidented
Renewable Resources Are Gay
"Experts"
Computers Are Stupid
Rational Discourse Is Gay
Last Night In Sweden
Human Checkers
The President Of Australia Is Gay
I'm Like A Smart Person